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Yogi Bear stood at the entrance to Jellystone National Park. He scouted unattended picnic baskets while awaiting Boo Boo Bears arrival home on the school bus. Yogi and Boo Boo were co-owners of a playoff fantasy team. As Yogi considered himself smarter than the average bear, he figured his team had a decided advantage, but he needed Boo Boos help in researching and deciphering the most recent data before submitting teams for the next round of games. So he waited anxiously and kept a look out for Ranger Smith. The school bus screeched to a halt at the entrance and Boo Boo climbed down the steps, dragging his back pack behind him. The bus roared off in a cloud of dust and rubble. Hey, Boo Boo! Were still in first place in our fantasy league. Lets go look at the stats and make our picks. I dont want to play anymore, Yogi.
Singer, Broadway Actress, Grammy Award Winner Mya To Be National ...
PORT WASHINGTON, N.Y., Feb. 25 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- North Shore Animal League America, the world's largest no-kill animal shelter, and Mya, the Grammy Award-winning singer, dancer and actress, soon to be starring in the Broadway musical "Chicago," announce Tour For Life 2008. Tour For Life, which will stop in more than 20 U.S. cities to help save pets' lives across America, is the League's month-long national cooperative initiative with animal shelters promoting the importance and advantages of adopting shelter animals as a life-saving measure. Since its inception in 2001, Tour For Life, in partnership with Purina, has placed thousands of homeless animals with loving families. "This lifesaving tour is truly close to my heart, as both a pet owner and animal lover," said Mya, who serves as Tour For Life's national spokesperson.
Britney Stays Put While Her Lawyers Go Back to Court
Jamie and Lynne visited their daughter at UCLA Medical Center on Saturday. Following the completion of her 72-hour psychiatric evaluation, it was decided that her time in the hospital will be extended for 14 more days. Even while Britney is away getting help, her legal matters are a mess as usual. Her lawyers were supposed to go to court with Kevin's attorneys today to discuss visitation rights, but the hearing was postponed. This afternoon, however, her divorce lawyers will be in the courtroom to try to get control of Britney's finances and medical decisions taken away from her father. Even though Britney is locked away, we're not surprised she is still making tons of headlines. .
Has SNL found its Fauxbama?
Saturday Night Live finally may have found its Fauxbama. Word has it in comedy circles that Donald Glover, a writer for Tina Feys sitcom 30 Rock, will begin performing on SNL with this weekends episode, the shows first since the end of the writers strike. .
Front-runners woo Ohio
Cincinnati may not be the center of the universe in Ohio's Democratic presidential primary, but Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton will be here for campaign events over the next several days. They will be followed quickly by Republican front-runner John McCain, who plans to hold a campaign rally at 11:30 a.m. Tuesday at Hamilton County Memorial Hall, next to Music Hall in Over-the-Rhine. Clinton's event Saturday is billed as a "town hall" forum in the gymnasium at Cincinnati State and Technical College, her campaign said. Doors open at 8 a.m., and the event starts at 9:15 a.m. It is open to the public. .
Russian bombers to test-fire missiles in Bay of Biscay
They do not even want to bother again for Poland, Hungary and the rest of former soviet block, provided that NO ONE ELSE places dangerous toys down there . Russia has enough problems to solve before to THINK to be a menace for anyone on the Earth (but why be a menace when you can earn money -and influence- without it ?) . They have shown the flag quite far from home after a long while, "here we are", that's all . Do we have to be frightened by a nation that has ONE aircraft carrier ? And what about USA and its THIRTEEN (and some thinkers like...) ? .
Irving brothers look to break up empire
Sadly enough, I'd say most non-Atlantic Canadians wouldn't either.
That said, if there's a way of splitting the empire while keeping most of the jobs local I'd say that's a good thing. Posted 21/11/07 at 4:01 AM EST | Alert an Editor | Link to Comment .
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